Promises

I was thinking last night, "What r my promises in life?"
I thought this cause I was listening to a song called promises(teehee ^_^')
anyways, I came up with a few...
-I will never betray my friends
-I will never spread lies about someone
-I will never like Lima beans no matter how hard I try
-I will never feel sorry for myself
-I will always be there for someone who needs me.
-I will always regret
-I will always hate getting my hair wet
-I will never support the tea party movement.
-I will be ready for a zombie apocalypse
-I will never fit in with "the preps"

Just a few lil facts about me I suppose...

-Totsiens from Elda Varron